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Health/Wellness

Psyllium Fiber
Due to the relentless efforts exerted in locating a non existent concoction that’ll miraculously transform my figure to something worthy of being called a “babe” I found out about Psyllium Fibre (all thanks handy dandy Lara).
I’m pretty much all talk and no walk when it come to the arena of living a healthy life style and it’s complexities like dieting, abandoning vices, and exercise. Even I don’t believe myself anymore when I make a resolution to shed off the blubber accrued from several dormant years, several dormant PRIME years wasted on intellectual, social, spiritual and physical hibernation that I sadly will never get back (oops, side tracked.. again).
There I was listing all the tablets, capsules, and drinks I’ve tried to aid In my life long quest for weight loss when she mentioned Psyllium fiber. She says she couldn’t eat much because of it (like the girl ever eats too much on a usual day) so she quit because unlike earth’s overweight inhabitants, who are struggling to fight off obesity with deep-fried drum sticks, her disfigured body image issues consists of fear of weight loss (is that a run-on sentence?). Yes people.. instead of embracing a God given gift “normal” girls would murder for, she wants to gain weight. I know what your thinking.. I agree, life can be a biatch.
Psyllium is a soluble fiber meaning it dissolves in water and takes on a gelatinous form, like orange juice with pulp… Psyllium being the pulp. It’s known to aid in weight loss because .. “The gel-like substance that soluble fibers form when they dissolve in water causes things to swell and move slower in the intestines. This increase in time that foods stay in the intestines has been shown to reduce hunger feelings and overall food intake. It has also been shown to decrease the number of calories that are actually absorbed from the ingested food… Whenever fewer calories are taken in, or more are excreted, weight loss will generally occur” (duh!) So how is Psyllium taken? Well, you can pretty much mix it in all kinds of drinks. It goes well with smoothies, shakes, juice, plain ol’ water and probably even alcoholic beverages! That’s something ain’t it?
The accepted vernacular is “bulked” but since I like to call a pig a pig, the stuff makes your poop stool fatter and softer, allowing you to pass poop stool without much exertion, a whole lot more to flush down. Don’t get me wrong though, it’s more of a natural passing than it is diarrhea like (did I go overboard? I couldn’t help myself). In short it’s also know for its laxative effect, apparently the husks irritate the bowels which in turn promotes peristalsis of the colon, which I like to call the “poop canal” during nursing school. This more effective type of cleansing, more effective compared to getting an enema and a whole lot less disgusting, helps keep colon cancer away so says Dr. Oz. Also, since it absorbs bad cholesterol also known to the medical world as low-density lipoprotein or LDL it’s ideal for aiding in prevention of heart diseases and controlling diabetes because fiber also helps with keeping your blood sugars under wraps.
Cancer, heart diseases, and diabetes are all familial diseases, ailments that fate has wrapped up and tied with a pretty lil’ ribbon for lil’ ol’ me, plus more (remember the allergies?). I can name several relatives who’ve died or are currently suffering from one of the diseases I just mentioned so I’m a great candidate. I therefore make sure I get a regular dose, prophylaxis you might say. I have oatmeal for breakfast and Psyllium an hour before lunch, sometimes I feel like I over do it though. Even so fi Psyllium fiber works wonders on it’s own it’s still better if you get regular exercise and maintain a reasonable diet.
***Warning*** as a side effect Psyllium may cause you to fart like crazy. It’s like flatulence on stealth mode, specially if you eat a lot of meat, you know.. the silent but deadly kind of fart. The package I bought had in bold print “Do not eat dry”. That made me curious as to what becomes if I do it anyways… I wonder if its something blog worthy, I probably might give it a try just to have something to write about.